Jesus Culture Team

What do you often eat for your breakfast?
I usually have a cup of Starbucks French Roast out of the French Press with a little bit of Coffee Mate Hazelnut Creamer.

What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?
What do you do in Antarctica?

Which super power do you like to have and why?
Invisibility, because sometimes I would like to be places without having to be places if that makes sense.

If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
You would find all kinds of exciting things. My fridge always has way too much food in it.

If you found yourself in a bohemian country and were stranded, you could only take one of these three things what would it be and why? A Pencil, a monkey, or a unrestrainable desire to chase after red objects.
Definitely a monkey, because I have always wanted to own a monkey.

Do you speak with your dog?
I do speak with my Dog. His name is Binx and my wife is convinced that one day he is going to talk back.

Do you like jerry or Tom?
Jerry is the man.

Do you install toilet paper so that you pull from the top or the bottom of the roll?
From the top!

If you could choose to be any food, what would it be?
I would be a steak so I can eat myself.

Big Mac's or Whoppers?
Neither. Those things will kill you.

Is Elvis really dead?
I think so. I had a dream once that I raised a guy named Elvis from the dead after he got in a car accident.

If you could speak to one type of animal, what would it be?
I would speak to birds. They would call me bird man.

Decaf or regular?
Starbucks Regular.

Snow or sun?
Both.

Beef or chicken?
Beef.

Pop or soda?
Soda, I was born in California not Wisconsin.

shaken or stirred?
Shake it!

Dog or cat?
My dog eats cats.

Favorite Sundae topping?
Hot fudge.

You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
I save the dog and get on the news for doing it and when they interview me I drop a promo for my work which inspires my boss to give me a raise and a promotion.

What is your quirkiest habit and how long have you had it?
I play the steering wheel drums like a crazy person and I've been doing it since I started driving.

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
No. You never hear a Jr. Higher brag about having facial hair and then show off their eyebrows.

How do you feel about carrots?
I have no problem with carrots.

If you had to pick one color to wear for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Black.

What is the color of your toothbrush?
Silver and white.

What is your favorite smell?
My wife.

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a piece of cheese?
No, but I am now.